Jokes

1.Once Santa Singh And Banta Singh Were Boasting About Their Grandfathers

Santa Singh :My Grandfather’s Watch Fell Into A Well And When It Was Taken Out After 30 Years It Was Still Working

Banta Singh: What Is So Big To Boast About In That? My Grandfather Himself Fell Into A Well And When He Was Taken Out After 30 Years He Was Still Alive.

Santa Singh Asks: What Was Your Grandfather Doing In There.

Banta Singh Replies: He Was Winding Your Grandfathers Watch

2.Two Carpenters Natha Singh And Prem Singh Got Very Drunk After Lunch. They Resumed Work. Natha Singh Held A Nail With The Top Against The Wall And Started Hammering It. He Noticed That It Was Not Going Inside. He Called Out To Prem Singh And Told Him That Whoever Made That Nail Was A Fool, He Made It Upside Down . Prem Singh Suggested That The Nail Was Meant For The Opposite Wall. So Natha Singh Took It The Same Way To The Opposite Wall And Started To Hammer It

3.Once A Drunkard After Drinking Returned Home . He Was Trying To Insert A Key Into A Key Whole. He Tried A Lot But He Could Not Do It. An On Looker Felt Sympathy And Offered Help. The Drunkard Replied I Will Do It Myself. But Can You Hold The House For Me While I Insert The Key, It Is Shaking A Lot

To A Butterfly

I’ve watched you for a full half

hour self poised upon

that yellow flower and little butterfly ineed

iknow not if you sleep of food

how motinless not rozen seas

more motionlees and then

what joy owaits you awaits you

when the breeze has found you out

among the tree and cell you forth agin

this plot of archard ground is ours

my tree they are my sister flower

here rest your wing when they are

weary here lodge as in a sanctary

The Last Wish...

Although it was midnight twelve.

scenes are from the hospital.

every one on edge of seats.

a man and death is face to face.

the man has his last wish.

and ofcoursely his final wish.

his wish to see his old friend.

who is living on the hills.

he call out for his son Kenvin.

and tell him to carry him.

towards his friend Fredenick.

who was on the sixtys.

the meeting of two old friends.

words expressed and tears floured.

god fell before their friendship.

embraces and good bye said.

happy and glad man.

fell before the decision of god.

with a gillter on his face.

the joy of his last wish.

The Real Season's In Brief

A seasons is a division of the year, marked by changes in weather, ecology, and hours of daylight.Seasons result from the yearly revolution of the Earth around the Sun and the tilt of the Earth's axis relative to the plane of revolution. In temperate and polar regions, the seasons are marked by changes in the intensity of sunlight that reaches the Earth's surface, variations of which may cause animals to go into hibernation or to migrate, and plants to be dormant.

During May, June and July, the northern hemisphere is exposed to more direct sunlight because the hemisphere faces the sun. The same is true of the southern hemisphere in November, December and January. It is the tilt of the Earth that causes the Sun to be higher in the sky during the summer months which increases the solar flux. However, due to seasonal lag, June, July and August are the hottest months in the northern hemisphere and December, January and February are the hottest months in the southern hemisphere.

In temperate and sub polar regions, generally four calendar-based seasons (with their adjectives) are recognized: spring (vernal), summer (estival), autumn (autumnal) and winter (hibernal). However, ecologists are increasingly using a six-season model for temperate climate regions that includes pre-spring (prevernal) and late summer (seritonal) as distinct seasons along with the traditional four (See Ecological Seasons below).

In some tropical and subtropical regions it is more common to speak of the rainy (or wet, or monsoon) season versus the dry season, because the amount of precipitation may vary more dramatically than the average temperature. For example, in Nicaragua, the dry season (November to April) is called 'summer' and the rainy season (May to October) is called 'winter', even though it is located in the northern hemisphere.

Improving your skills

Increasing learning

You are never to old to learn and the need for learning increase rather than decreases your

career advances and jobs become more complex and important. Come for studding may

hard to find but it always pays off.

Educating yourself

Many people to a new a senior position think that they can learn on the job with out any

need for education in the new hobbies and your natural abilities need reinforcement by

learning, in both general and specific ways how to do work many companies fail to insist

on the reinforcement if the employs will not provide the learning, take step to get it your

self

Learning a language

Mastering other tongs makes a difference in negotiations and business relationships it is

also a valuable exercise for the mind .cassettes and videos are affective learning fool-but

the best learning is interactive you can sign up for classes or uses interactive media then

take every chance to use your new skill it will impress everybody.

Using your knowledge

Make sure that any courses you plan attend are relevant to your works. then do all you

can to apply what you have learnt.do not be deterred by less enlightened colleagues

who may pour scorn on what you have been taught.you can only discover whether those

lessons have real value by putting them into practice in your day to day work pass on

your new knowledge to colleagues and make them your allies.

Reassessing your goal

Dispassionate and methodical and analysis of goal is essential to the success of your

vision but situation can change you must be prepared constantly to reassess and adapt

your ideas necessary use this assessment process to find ways to take decisive action.

Increasing learning

Developing confidence.

Confidence in yourself and in your abilities is an essential attribute. You can develop

through experience and training just as you can learn how to use yourself assurance when

seeking to impress others

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Life Story Of Raju

Vacation is the time of enjoyment children's are very happy to spend their vacation with their friends by playing. Raju a 12 year boy also thought like That.After finishing the Exam Raju went home with happiness.. On the way he saw his friends, playing cricket in ground He wend home in a hurry to change his dress.When he reach home he get shocked because his parents where packing the things and he found that his mother was looking father with a Rufe face

Raju: What's the matter?Ooh did you get transfer..

Father:Yah my son (with a bad face)
Raju:Papa don't worry,
Father:It's OK son,

Raju:To where you got transfer,

Father:it's to vzbergisthan.

VZBERGISTHAN

A beautiful city, raju and his parents liked that place.But it doesn't remain for a long time....

Because there wasn't any friend, and so that they were not interested to do any work so he spend most of the time in watching TV.still no chance his parent went to get his TC from old school .Really they were not ready to give him the Tc because of his performance in the school (he was first in the class)
The day after...

He got Admission in a new school
At the morning...

Mother:get up,get up, today your school is opening.

Rajus face became dull.because he was not intreasted to go school..But no way! he reached in school But he don’t know anybody and nobody knows him..

The days gone..

After an exam he started to get problem in the class because he was the low scorer in all the subjects so that His parents were called to school.

After the school Raju got scolded by his parents..But He dosent mind it.

One day when raju waiting for the bus he found that a boy walking here and

there infront of the stop with the same uniform that raju wear.

Raju went near him and asked

“whats the problem ?”

“you don’t know raju today is strike

There will no bus to school today”

Raju <surprised>:then!. how we will go to school?

Can we walk raju?

Raju: It’s far Know?

Then how we will go

Raju: ok we can walk

By the walk he came to know that his name was jithu and moreover he was

studying in same class but in different division...

By the short walk they became close friend’s..and raju got many good advises from jithu.it made Raju a active student in the class.and also there after he got many other friends from the class..

After a month

His parnet’s ware called to school and told that in first term he has got many improvement in his studies.His parent’s became very happy

After the meeting raju introduced jithu to his parents

Mother: what’s your name little?

Jithu: jithu,ma

Mother: one day you can come to our house

Jithu: sure,ma

So that they started combine studies.After the exam as usual result came

They got 1st and 2nd in class

“A GOOD FRIEND CAN LEAD A FRIEND TO GOOD WAY”

Real Friendship

                                                   

 Take my eyes,but let me see you.......

 Take my mind but,let me thing about you..........

 But,don't try to take my heart 

 Because,it's really with you my friend.............

 I am that fool who lied to myself

 My friend you will never leave me.......

 Your memories always in my heart

 I give you my heart . and , you

 Give yours to me, then,

 We will look them, up together

 And throw the key.........

 Then, you are safe in my heart.                 

Where Are You, My Friend

      
       Where are you my dear friend

     I'm alone in the darken world.

     Wind at night and rain at dark.   .

     Made my memories full of you

     Where are you my dear friend

     When ever u with me my friend

     I will make the brighten world

     Stars at night will jealous on me

     I will make here heaven of world

     When ever u with me my friend.

     If i have a problem;

     You will solve it for me

     If i have sadness;

     You will make it happiness for me

     Where are you my friend

     Please come to me my friend

Interesting Incident.

                                               

Everyday brings us news about some interesting incident.Sometimes 

We May Be fortunate enough To witnessing. the Other Day I Watched An incident that Was Quite Interesting It was a Market Day .there was a lot of Traffic ON the road . there were All kinds Of vehicles and of cause A Number Of Pedestrians .Most of The Letter  were Muddled Farmers carrying Their Produce To The Market one of Them With a Bigger than Usual Basket of Vegetables suddenly Began To Cross the road . A Cyclist WHO Was Too Near behind Him To Stop bumped into him . the Man lost his Balance and fell scattering the brinks In His Basket people Crowded Round the Cyclist . Some Sided With Him some Blamed him .Traffic was held Up. Hooting Of horns did nothing people Went on Arguing At the top Of their Voices for all Against The Cyclist . soon a Police Man appeared.He Told the Crud To Let The Traffic Be Restored .With difficulty  they squeezed themselves To a Side to Let Vehicles pass.The poor Man Who Was Not Hurt by The fall had got up and was Gathering his vegetables.no one had thought of helping him Finished questioning the Cyclist and let him go.The Crowd Dispersed  As there Was nothing else to Show about someone Helped the farmer to Put the basket On his head .i closed The Spot all The Time .people  Did not lift a figure to help the poor man.The only wanted their side to win..

Balan's Murder.

The sky was blue,the valleys are green,in the valley a small village with some creatures,small buildings,houses.the soil is red but land looks green as the grass is covered there .the trees around the village make it more beautiful.a number of small houses also is there.

 A 15 years old  boy Rahul coming out from his house . he is wearing white shirt,blue jeans pants and spectacles.

“rahul”

somebody call that was rahul’s friend Ravi  

“hai Ravi how are you”

“ I am fine did you hear the news?”

 Ravi replied

“no what is it?”

“Our barber Balan was killed.today morning his body is seen in the river”

“oh god yesterday only he cut my hair what about the investigation”

“The police come and they are searching for proofs.i will take the bicycle.

"then we can go”

They reach near the river.a number of people were crowding there

“hey i think it's a great problem”

“rahul see the body .it is so ugly and smelling.

"Hie can we go to balans house”

“yah That’s right”

They both of them to balans house.it was  small hut.balans wife is sitting  with tears

“what happened at night mam?”

she started to cry and after moved the tears with her hands.

“yesterday when we are sleeping somebody make a bell .so he got out of the house.after that I don’t know what happened”

“you can understand the people who called him”

I saw their shirts through the window.one of them wear a blue shirt.

“ok thank you mam”.

They returned to home. But the climate changed.the sky is covered with clouds and there after shortly the rain started

”rahul we can stand in the shop otherwise we will be wet.”

 they find a shelter in the shop.

“ravi those who wear blue shirts in our village is low.we can visit the dress cleaner of  our village,ragu”

“Ok.lets go”

They did no mind the weather and reach regu’s home

“regu…….”regu .”

"what is the problem boys"

“anybody give you blue color shirts for cleaning”

“blue color shirt.i want to check please wait.i want to check”ragu go inside his house and comeback 

"yes one blue coloured shirt was there .it was your father's Rahul. He gave it today morning

Amazing Facts

• Botanically a tomato is a fruit.

• The "THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD'S " it self holds a world record of best selling copyright series of all time.

• Around 30% of people escaped when exposed to sudden bright light .

• It was once thought that when you sneeze your heart will stop beating for a Milli second  hence the term "BLESS YOU".

• The cockroach is the fastest insect on six legs .

• A baby Grey whale will drink enough milk to full fill more than 2000 bottle a day.

• An elephant weight's about 120 tonne at birth.

• Elephant seals can hold their breath up to 2 hours while diving.

• The largest human nose was 7.5 inches long.

• Baby robins eat 14 feet of earth worm per day.

• Mary Stuart became the queen of Scotland when she was 6 day old.

• Tiger can run with 3 legs in the air simultaneously.

• Tigers have eyes that  are that brightest of any other animal of the wold.

• Venus is the only planet that rotates clock wise.

• Snails have nearly 25000 teeth.

• Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

• New born mice that have  not yet grown fur are called pinkies.

• If a kangaroo rat was as large as a human it could clear a football field in just one jump.

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Watching The Cloud's

   
   I like to look up at the sky
   And watch the cloud go sliding by
   I like to see them large and small
   I like to sit and count them all
   I like them when they are dark
   by ore the rain begins to pour and pour
   and i like to see them shaped like faces
   or maps of many different places

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Indiscipline Among Student's

                                                           

 The most important educational problem is the indiscipline among students.it is pointed out that students has lost the sense of discipline.Teachers point out the growth of indiscipline among students.strikes,indiscipline and unhappy incidents in school,have become the regular features of present educational system.The fact is that students become the tools in the hands of certain selfish antisocial elements.The lack of proper training and a sense of frustration may be main causes of indiscipline among students. parents do not give good attention to their children.They do not teach good manners,to respect the elders and love their fellow beings.The children neglected at home and school become more in disciplined. sensible parents and efficient teachers can mound their character through good manners.leaders of several political parties exploit the students for their selfish purposes.many political parties come in touch with the students union and use them for their benefit.we cannot neglected the effect of mass media on students, with the fast developing means of communication,the world is coming too close to us.whenever, students strike breakout, their action will naturally spread to all part of the country.the growing problem of indiscipline is a cancer in the body of educational institutions.self evaluation is required in the part of all sections, especially the parents,teachers,students and even public also.the political parties should keep themselves away from the students.The present educational system must be changed and it should be job oriented. Admission should be based on merit and inculcate moral values among in the minds of students.Necessary punishment should be given to those who are found in disciplined.it can be only through the co-operation of parents, teachers and students.Another remedy for the indiscipline An improvement of academic environment.There should be closer relationship between the teacher and the students.co-operation among the various activities of the institution is very necessary for directing their energies.The students should be helped to develop a good approach towards life.so, let us try to help our students to become disciplined.

Belief's In God

                                                          

In the world 90% of the world population are believing in god.The presence of god is real.when we look around us we can see a lot of things that is plants,animals,forest,sky,land,mountains,weather etc. when we look our self we can understand how wonder and how systematic it is .if we look out of the earth we can find a lot of miracles of the GOD.The earth,planet's, satellites,star's,asteroid's etc is having a path to move and they are moving through it's own path and it is not colliding each other the scientist says that there are corer's of galaxies in the universe these shows that the power of the human being's all the world ,universe is controlled by the power of the god. The goddess beliefs in a person make him a perfect man it will give him discipline,cleanliness, punctuality, he will be always in right path because he will fear god who see all his movements he will aim to be a good person in front of the god so belief have a great role in making a peaceful wold ...!

But the non believer's in god is called atheism  it say that all the thing's are done by nature the presence of god is not there .Really it is a foolish thing without a power it is not able to control the universe.The setup that we are seeing everywhere like our body,our earth,solar system,galaxies etc are so great.these people are not thinking about their situation after death.when we think of it we Will understand the gracious and merciful god .If a person is not 

believing in god he can do as he like nothing is there to make him back from his root.so the presence of god is needed in every individuals life....!